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I never got a birds
and the bees speech as a child. The closest thing I ever got -- one time, my dad was cooking breakfast; he's like, 'Sex is a lot like this egg. First thing you gotta do is heat up the bed real nice, get it nice and warm, get it ready for her. Then, you gotta take her, crack her over the head and lay her out flat, alright? Come on now -- wait 'til she starts sizzlin' really good, then you can flip her on over -- there ya go. Don't get too excited or you get yellow stuff all over the bacon.'
Daniel Tosh - Breakfast Sex Talk
Sex is a lot like an egg.
Tags: Daniel Tosh (42), Comedy Central Presents (1821), sex (1269)
Posted: 07/24/03
Views: 28,742
Daniel Tosh - Cannibalism
Can cannibals taste ethnicity?
Tags: Daniel Tosh (42), Comedy Central Presents (1821), ethnic (813)
Posted: 07/24/03
Views: 6,073
Daniel Tosh - Unhooking Bras
What the heck is going on in there?
Tags: Daniel Tosh (42), Comedy Central Presents (1821), sex (1269)
Posted: 07/24/03
Views: 23,995
Daniel Tosh - Greatest Hollywood Couple
Let's create the greatest Hollywood couple -- ever.
Tags: Daniel Tosh (42), sex (1269), kids (828)
Posted: 07/25/08
Views: 16,451
Sandra Bernhard - Edible Panties
There's nothing better than an edible panty.
Tags: Sandra Bernhard (36), sex (1269), food (790)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 2,714
Lou DiMaggio - Birth Control
Contraceptive foam is the Cheez Whiz of birth control.
Tags: Lou DiMaggio (2), sex (1269), health (956)
Posted: 05/30/94
Views: 439
Larry the Cable Guy - Class Reunion
Larry's brand new CD 'Tailgate Party,' filmed live in front of 53,000 people, is in stores now.
Tags: Larry the Cable Guy (35), sex (1269), family (664)
Posted: 09/21/06
Views: 13,420
Jay Mohr - Talking About Masturbation
Men talk about masturbation like it's nothing.
Tags: Jay Mohr (21), sex (1269), men/women (987)
Posted: 11/20/03
Views: 6,071
Jimmy Aleck - It's a Guy Thing
There are things men do you'll never see women do.
Tags: Jimmy Aleck (3), sex (1269), men/women (987)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 1,435
Doug Benson - Delightful Surprise
Doug Benson makes an attempt at more relatable comedy.
Tags: Doug Benson (27), Comedy Central Presents (1821), sex (1269)
Posted: 03/04/04
Views: 1,095
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