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Daniel Kilpatrick: Pimp My Ride
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For those of you over the age of 25, 'Pimp My Ride' is a show where they take people with bad cars like mine and they give them all this stuff that they don't need. Like, if I went on that show, I'd have very simple instructions. I'd be like, 'Hey, I don't need a hot tub or a water slide or a popcorn maker or an ice machine or a place to perform surgery in my Cutlass. Fix my reverse.'
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See Daniel Kilpatrick Tell It » Daniel Kilpatrick - Oldsmobile Cutlass Brougham Daniel wants to take his Oldsmobile Cutlass Brougham on MTV's 'Pimp My Ride.'
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Posted: 11/06/09

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Posted: 05/22/98
Views: 311

Adam Ferrara - Men Are Wrong

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Posted: 01/31/08
Views: 12,468

Janeane Garofalo - 90210

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Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 3,706

Eric Andre - Pimp My Ride

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Posted: 06/21/07
Views: 6,918

Jimmy Pardo - Renaissance Fair

There hasn't been a good joust match in a while.

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Views: 2,563

Mike Vecchione - Mating Season

Mike Vecchione looks like he could fist pump at any moment.

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Posted: 02/28/11
Views: 3,007

Greg Behrendt - Bad Boys in Boy Bands

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Views: 4,470

Sean Henderson - Aisle Seat

Sean has his reasons why he always sits near the aisle.

Tags: Sean Henderson (3), food (719), movies (293)

Posted: 10/17/93
Views: 1,348

Peter Spruyt - Finding Nemo

If you're willing to wait, you can see "Finding Nemo" on ice.

Tags: Peter Spruyt (2), Premium Blend (748), animals (540)

Posted: 12/09/04
Views: 2,309