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So when I get a
phone call at the airport, I'll admit it, I like to have a little fun. 'Go ahead. Gate 47 is completely clear.' People notice in a hurry. 'Honey, something is going on. That guy has a wire hanging down, maybe we shouldn't be standing right here.' 'Stand down, blue team! Stand down, blue team!' 'Honey, there is a sting going down at the airport. I am not feeling safe. Please, let's move.' 'Stand down, down blue team! Don't -- hold on, the subject's approaching. He's in a business suit with a briefcase. I repeat, the briefcase is in his hand.' And I find some random businessman. I run, and I just beat the crap out of him. And everybody starts clapping, 'Thank you for making our airways safe.' And then I go get on my plane, and that guy just has a weird story to tell for the rest of his life.
Jay Mohr - Fight With an Englishman
Jay got punched in the Heathrow Airport.
Tags: Jay Mohr (21), travel (267), violence (222)
Posted: 11/20/03
Views: 9,365
Daniel Tosh - Fun at the Airport
Daniel Tosh uses his cell phone ear piece to have fun at the airport.
Tags: Daniel Tosh (23), Comedy Central Presents (2026), crime (268)
Posted: 07/24/03
Views: 53,423
Tammy Pescatelli - What the Hell is Wrong With You?
Dick punching creates jobs.
Tags: Tammy Pescatelli (8), Comedy Central Presents (2026), ethnic (797)
Posted: 03/23/06
Views: 23,333
Pete Correale - Too Old to Fight
Pete won't fight for his wife or himself.
Tags: Pete Correale (8), men/women (1029), Vow (459)
Posted: 05/15/09
Views: 39,415
Andy Blitz - Boxing Story Lines
Boxing would be good if there was an explanation for the fight.
Tags: Andy Blitz (1), Premium Blend (749), impressions (260)
Posted: 01/17/00
Views: 430
Larry Amoros - Charles Manson
They should put the Manson family on the Family Feud.
Tags: Larry Amoros (6), health (567), parents (487)
Posted: 05/30/94
Views: 985
Jim Norton - Hijacking-Free Flight
Jim is totally comfortable with a plane full of black people.
Tags: Jim Norton (12), ethnic (797), religion (362)
Posted: 05/14/09
Views: 11,648
Coming Up - Daniel Tosh
Don't call Daniel for an audition, he'll call you.
Tags: Daniel Tosh (23), Live at Gotham (340),
Posted: 07/25/08
Views: 36,297
Charlie Murphy - Secret Order
Former President George W. Bush is a member of the Secret Order of High Functioning Retards.
Tags: Charlie Murphy (7), work/office (390), insults (205)
Posted: 02/27/10
Views: 5,265
