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Dane Cook: Yelling at the Drive-Thru
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Why do people insist on
yelling at the drive-thru? You know, it's modern technology. I'd be there with my little headset, 'Hi, welcome to Burger King, may I take your order?' 'GROBGROWGROBGBONEONIONONEFRY.' 'Excuse me, Chewbacca? I'm bleeding from the ears here, Pacino. Let's calm down, alright? We're dealing with food here, not missiles, governor. Now drive around!'
Dane Cook - Crappy Jobs
Dane Cook talks about working for his brother.
Tags: Dane Cook (42), Comedy Central Presents (1821), sex (1283)
Posted: 06/27/00
Views: 26,533
Dane Cook - Sandwich Construction
Dane Cook reveals several things he doesn't want on a sandwich.
Tags: Dane Cook (42), food (804), restaurants (47)
Posted: 05/17/09
Views: 73,117
Dane Cook - Kool-Aid Commercial
Dane Cook was a responsible kid.
Tags: Dane Cook (42), kids (841), food (804)
Posted: 11/03/04
Views: 20,336
Tommy Johnagin - Applebee's Pins
Applebee's gives its waiters pins after they stay for two years.
Tags: Tommy Johnagin (10), food (804), work/office (398)
Posted: 08/10/06
Views: 3,024
Dane Cook - Peace Be With You
Dane Cook discusses strategizing in church.
Tags: Dane Cook (42), Comedy Central Presents (1821), food (804)
Posted: 06/27/00
Views: 17,899
Louis C.K. - Getting Fired
Louis C.K. gets fired from a bad fast food job.
Tags: Louis C.K. (26), Comedy Central Presents (1821), food (804)
Posted: 09/02/01
Views: 2,929
Brian Kiley - Just Not Paying Attention
Brian Kiley's slow thinking delays his entry into a wax museum.
Tags: Brian Kiley (9), food (804), Premium Blend (750)
Posted: 01/08/04
Views: 386
Kevin Rooney - Las Vegas
How bad could performing at a Vegas review be?
Tags: Kevin Rooney (3), food (804), The A-List (491)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 128
Kjell Bjorgen - Waiters at Chain Restaurants
Chain restaurants are a butt-fluff of suggestive selling and happy-happy birthday songs.
Tags: Kjell Bjorgen (3), food (804), movies (559)
Posted: 08/10/06
Views: 641
Dat Phan - Broke
Dat Phan's mom hates admitting her son's a stand-up comedian.
Tags: Dat Phan (11), Comedy Central Presents (1821), money (865)
Posted: 01/29/04
Views: 2,868
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