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Know what I would like to do? I'd travel back to when my mom and dad had sex to have me. And I'd just run into the bedroom, right when they're doing it, and just spank my dad on the ass: 'I'm your son from the future!'
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Posted: 06/27/00

Dane Cook - DVD Exclusive - Evolution

One fan's email to Dane turned out to be the thing that caused Dane to evolve into the comedian he is today.

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Posted: 11/11/09
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Dane Cook - Global Adoption

Dane wants a multi-ethnic family.

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Posted: 05/17/09
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Marianne Sierk - Baby Talk

Marianne Sierk is flattered when her co-worker calls her a pretty, thin bimbo with no common sense.

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Posted: 07/20/06
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Dane Cook - Cell Phone Club

Dane watched his cell phone toboggan down his chest in the bathroom.

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Posted: 05/07/09
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Dane Cook - Social Networking President

Obama is our first techie president.

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Posted: 05/17/09
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Dane Cook - Kool-Aid Commercial

Dane Cook was a responsible kid.

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Posted: 11/03/04
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Dane Cook - Deleting the Numbers

Dane finally decides to delete his mother's number from his phone.

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Posted: 05/17/09
Views: 52,735

Dane Cook - DVD Exclusive - What If

Dane explains how comedians take the real stories of life and fix them to make as funny as they should have been.

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Posted: 11/11/09
Views: 723

Dane Cook - Internet Hate

Dane learns to filter the negativity.

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Posted: 05/17/09
Views: 77,551

 
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