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Know what I would like to do? I'd travel back to when my mom and dad had sex to have me. And I'd just run into the bedroom, right when they're doing it, and just spank my dad on the ass: 'I'm your son from the future!'
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Posted: 06/27/00

Dane Cook - Global Adoption

Dane wants a multi-ethnic family.

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Posted: 05/17/09
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Marianne Sierk - Baby Talk

Marianne Sierk is flattered when her co-worker calls her a pretty, thin bimbo with no common sense.

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Dane Cook - Cell Phone Club

Dane watched his cell phone toboggan down his chest in the bathroom.

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Dane Cook - Social Networking President

Obama is our first techie president.

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Dane Cook - Kool-Aid Commercial

Dane Cook was a responsible kid.

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Posted: 11/03/04
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Dane Cook - Deleting the Numbers

Dane finally decides to delete his mother's number from his phone.

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Dane Cook - Internet Hate

Dane learns to filter the negativity.

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Posted: 05/17/09
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Mike Birbiglia - Porno for Parents

Mike Birbiglia's parents pay the price for not knowing their way around the Internet.

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Posted: 08/14/09
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Mike Epps - Kids

You don't know what kids are doing on their computers these days.

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Posted: 07/14/09
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