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Know what I would like
to do? I'd travel back to when my mom and dad had sex to have me. And I'd just run into the bedroom, right when they're doing it, and just spank my dad on the ass: 'I'm your son from the future!'
Dane Cook - Global Adoption
Dane wants a multi-ethnic family.
Tags: Dane Cook (39), kids (828), ethnic (813)
Posted: 05/17/09
Views: 46,813
Marianne Sierk - Baby Talk
Marianne Sierk is flattered when her co-worker calls her a pretty, thin bimbo with no common sense.
Tags: Marianne Sierk (2), men/women (987), kids (828)
Posted: 07/20/06
Views: 741
Dane Cook - Cell Phone Club
Dane watched his cell phone toboggan down his chest in the bathroom.
Tags: Dane Cook (39), technology (347), potty humor (123)
Posted: 05/07/09
Views: 283,547
Dane Cook - Social Networking President
Obama is our first techie president.
Tags: Dane Cook (39), Barack Obama (963), technology (347)
Posted: 05/17/09
Views: 59,638
Greg Fitzsimmons - Babysitter's Gotta Have It
Greg can't fire his babysitter.
Tags: Greg Fitzsimmons (25), Comedy Central Presents (1821), sex (1269)
Posted: 03/16/06
Views: 353
Dane Cook - Kool-Aid Commercial
Dane Cook was a responsible kid.
Tags: Dane Cook (39), kids (828), food (790)
Posted: 11/03/04
Views: 19,397
Dane Cook - Deleting the Numbers
Dane finally decides to delete his mother's number from his phone.
Tags: Dane Cook (39), health (956), parents (519)
Posted: 05/17/09
Views: 48,278
Dane Cook - Internet Hate
Dane learns to filter the negativity.
Tags: Dane Cook (39), parents (519), technology (347)
Posted: 05/17/09
Views: 75,613
Mike Birbiglia - Porno for Parents
Mike Birbiglia's parents pay the price for not knowing their way around the Internet.
Tags: Mike Birbiglia (38), sex (1269), kids (828)
Posted: 08/14/09
Views: 52,407
Mike Epps - Kids
You don't know what kids are doing on their computers these days.
Tags: kids (828), marriage (575)
Posted: 07/14/09
Views: 1,255
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