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Know what I would like
to do? I'd travel back to when my mom and dad had sex to have me. And I'd just run into the bedroom, right when they're doing it, and just spank my dad on the ass: 'I'm your son from the future!'
Dane Cook - DVD Exclusive - Evolution
One fan's email to Dane turned out to be the thing that caused Dane to evolve into the comedian he is today.
Tags: Dane Cook (42), men/women (1003), family (667)
Posted: 11/11/09
Views: 1,597
Dane Cook - Global Adoption
Dane wants a multi-ethnic family.
Tags: Dane Cook (42), kids (841), ethnic (814)
Posted: 05/17/09
Views: 47,498
Marianne Sierk - Baby Talk
Marianne Sierk is flattered when her co-worker calls her a pretty, thin bimbo with no common sense.
Tags: Marianne Sierk (2), men/women (1003), kids (841)
Posted: 07/20/06
Views: 755
Dane Cook - Cell Phone Club
Dane watched his cell phone toboggan down his chest in the bathroom.
Tags: Dane Cook (42), technology (348), potty humor (124)
Posted: 05/07/09
Views: 356,738
Dane Cook - Social Networking President
Obama is our first techie president.
Tags: Dane Cook (42), Barack Obama (971), technology (348)
Posted: 05/17/09
Views: 61,517
Greg Fitzsimmons - Babysitter's Gotta Have It
Greg can't fire his babysitter.
Tags: Greg Fitzsimmons (25), Comedy Central Presents (1821), sex (1283)
Posted: 03/16/06
Views: 364
Dane Cook - Kool-Aid Commercial
Dane Cook was a responsible kid.
Tags: Dane Cook (42), kids (841), food (804)
Posted: 11/03/04
Views: 20,331
Dane Cook - Deleting the Numbers
Dane finally decides to delete his mother's number from his phone.
Tags: Dane Cook (42), health (976), parents (525)
Posted: 05/17/09
Views: 52,735
Dane Cook - DVD Exclusive - What If
Dane explains how comedians take the real stories of life and fix them to make as funny as they should have been.
Tags: Dane Cook (42), men/women (1003), family (667)
Posted: 11/11/09
Views: 723
Dane Cook - Internet Hate
Dane learns to filter the negativity.
Tags: Dane Cook (42), parents (525), technology (348)
Posted: 05/17/09
Views: 77,551
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