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In the year 3000, everything
will be instant... but the DMV will still take, like, nine f**king seconds.
Dane Cook - Cell Phone Club
Dane watched his cell phone toboggan down his chest in the bathroom.
Tags: Dane Cook (30), technology (229), poop & pee (153)
Posted: 05/07/09
Views: 426,595
Dane Cook - Deleting the Numbers
Dane finally decides to delete his mother's number from his phone.
Tags: Dane Cook (30), health (657), parents (591)
Posted: 05/17/09
Views: 112,170
Exclusive - Jay Larson - Saving Lives
Anyone using a pay phone is a shady character.
Tags: Jay Larson (17), Comedy Central Presents (2172), drugs (503)
Posted: 03/07/11
Views: 5,596
Johnny Sanchez - Drive-Thru ATM
The drive-thru ATM is also written in braille.
Tags: Johnny Sanchez (12), Premium Blend (748), animals (540)
Posted: 05/22/98
Views: 3,450
Judy Gold - Parents
Judy's mom loves the legroom of the front passenger seat.
Tags: Judy Gold (17), Comedy Central Presents (2172), sex (1202)
Posted: 09/14/00
Views: 1,160
Charlie Viracola - Cell Phones
Charlie takes advantage of his nighttime minutes.
Tags: Charlie Viracola (10), Comedy Central Presents (2172), sex (1202)
Posted: 05/15/03
Views: 1,457
Harland Williams - Drive-Thru
What would happen if Wonder Woman ordered at a drive-thru?
Tags: Harland Williams (35), Comedy Central Presents (2172), food (719)
Posted: 06/23/05
Views: 5,176
Dana Gould - Tapes
Dana prefers tapes.
Tags: Dana Gould (16), imitations (847), dating (786)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 321
Jake Johannsen - IQ Test
Figuring out how to dial 1-900-IQ-Test gives you an automatic 90.
Tags: Jake Johannsen (37), dating (786), music (485)
Posted: 05/26/93
Views: 1,082
