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In the year 3000, everything will be instant... but the DMV will still take, like, nine f**king seconds.
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Posted: 06/27/00

Dane Cook - Cell Phone Club

Dane watched his cell phone toboggan down his chest in the bathroom.

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Posted: 05/07/09
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Dane Cook - Social Networking President

Obama is our first techie president.

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Dane Cook - Deleting the Numbers

Dane finally decides to delete his mother's number from his phone.

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Posted: 05/17/09
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Dane Cook - DVD Exclusive - Evolution

One fan's email to Dane turned out to be the thing that caused Dane to evolve into the comedian he is today.

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Dane Cook - Internet Hate

Dane learns to filter the negativity.

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Johnny Sanchez - Drive-Thru ATM

The drive-thru ATM is also written in braille.

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Charlie Viracola - Cell Phones

Charlie takes advantage of his nighttime minutes.

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Posted: 05/15/03
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Harland Williams - Drive-Thru

What would happen if Wonder Woman ordered at a drive-thru?

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Judy Gold - Parents

Judy's mom loves the legroom of the front passenger seat.

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Posted: 09/14/00
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Dana Gould - Tapes

Dana prefers tapes.

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Posted: 02/24/92
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