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In the year 3000, everything
will be instant... but the DMV will still take, like, nine f**king seconds.
Dane Cook - Cell Phone Club
Dane watched his cell phone toboggan down his chest in the bathroom.
Tags: Dane Cook (29), technology (188), potty humor (101)
Posted: 05/07/09
Views: 380,462
Dane Cook - Deleting the Numbers
Dane finally decides to delete his mother's number from his phone.
Tags: Dane Cook (29), health (564), parents (481)
Posted: 05/17/09
Views: 70,587
Johnny Sanchez - Drive-Thru ATM
The drive-thru ATM is also written in braille.
Tags: Johnny Sanchez (12), Premium Blend (749), animals (458)
Posted: 05/22/98
Views: 2,627
Judy Gold - Parents
Judy's mom loves the legroom of the front passenger seat.
Tags: Judy Gold (17), Comedy Central Presents (2026), sex (1043)
Posted: 09/14/00
Views: 653
Harland Williams - Drive-Thru
What would happen if Wonder Woman ordered at a drive-thru?
Tags: Harland Williams (35), Comedy Central Presents (2026), food (580)
Posted: 06/23/05
Views: 3,452
Jake Johannsen - IQ Test
Figuring out how to dial 1-900-IQ-Test gives you an automatic 90.
Tags: Jake Johannsen (37), dating (681), TV (402)
Posted: 05/26/93
Views: 635
Charlie Viracola - Cell Phones
Charlie takes advantage of his nighttime minutes.
Tags: Charlie Viracola (10), Comedy Central Presents (2026), sex (1043)
Posted: 05/15/03
Views: 907
Dana Gould - Tapes
Dana prefers tapes.
Tags: Dana Gould (16), imitations (842), dating (681)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 166
Dane Cook - DVD Exclusive - Going Back
Dane has never watched Isolated Incident, because he doesn't want to spoil the feeling of the performance.
Tags: Dane Cook (29), observational (337), Internet (92)
Posted: 11/11/09
Views: 17,482
Dane Cook - Flute Guy
A look at the musicality of the Civil War.
Tags: Dane Cook (29), music (399), wars (119)
Posted: 01/11/09
Views: 1,031,864
