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I'm a little sore 'cause
a couple of days back I got into a car accident -- not my fault. Even if it's not your fault, the other person gets out of their car and looks at you like it's your fault. 'Why did you stop at a red light and let me hit you doing 80?!'
Brad Mastrangelo - State Trooper
State troopers take an hour and a half to write a ticket.
Tags: Brad Mastrangelo (1), crime (415), driving (296)
Posted: 05/18/04
Views: 1,281
Vince Morris - Getting Pulled Over
Vince's friend Steve isn't even named Steve.
Tags: Vince Morris (10), friends (312), driving (296)
Posted: 12/15/04
Views: 1,924
Juston McKinney - NYC Parking Tickets
The New York City meter maids are like ninjas.
Tags: Juston McKinney (5), money (865), Premium Blend (750)
Posted: 12/13/99
Views: 2,057
Juston McKinney - Parking Ticket
Meter maids are like ninjas.
Tags: Juston McKinney (5), New York City (602), driving (296)
Posted: 05/25/04
Views: 3,051
Doug Benson - Driving Alone
Doug can't stand personalized license plates.
Tags: Doug Benson (29), Comedy Central Presents (1821), travel (310)
Posted: 03/04/04
Views: 4,725
Rick Corso - Career Criminal
The seven-day waiting period only makes criminals angrier.
Tags: Rick Corso (4), money (865), TV (543)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 291
Jamie Kennedy - British "COPS"
English people are too polite for a British version of "COPS" to be interesting.
Tags: Jamie Kennedy (14), imitations (772), Premium Blend (750)
Posted: 02/03/05
Views: 2,720
Arj Barker - Paranoid
Arj got too stoned and paranoid to see "Cop Land."
Tags: Arj Barker (21), kids (841), Premium Blend (750)
Posted: 12/12/97
Views: 904
Judy Toll - Neuroses
Judy recently forgave herself for causing a major car accident.
Tags: Judy Toll (2), men/women (1003), health (976)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 422
Doug Benson - Fanatics
Hell is on Doug's way, if you need a lift.
Tags: Doug Benson (29), religion (776), imitations (772)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 1,231
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