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Dane Cook: By a Round of Applause
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Comedy crowds -- we always
want to come out and ask you, 'How you feeling?' We always say that, 'By a round of applause, how do you feel?' Right? 'By a round of applause, how you feeling?' It's the only place in the world that you judge how you're feeling by a round of applause... There's never like a car accident, people all over the ground, people running over -- 'Ma'am! Ma'am! By a round of applause, how do you feel? By a round of applause -- she's not clapping!'
Dane Cook - Rock 'N' Roll Show
Dane Cook wants to know how you're feeling tonight.
Tags: Dane Cook (29), Comedy Central Presents (2026), health (567)
Posted: 06/27/00
Views: 24,321
Dane Cook - Deleting the Numbers
Dane finally decides to delete his mother's number from his phone.
Tags: Dane Cook (29), health (567), parents (487)
Posted: 05/17/09
Views: 74,128
Dane Cook - Discovery Channel
How did Dane end up watching this channel for so long?
Tags: Dane Cook (29), Premium Blend (749), animals (463)
Posted: 06/12/98
Views: 19,012
Dane Cook - Public Restroom
Why is everything wet in a public restroom?
Tags: Dane Cook (29), Shorties Watchin' Shorties (147), potty humor (101)
Posted: 05/25/04
Views: 32,155
Dane Cook - DVD Exclusive - Going Back
Dane has never watched Isolated Incident, because he doesn't want to spoil the feeling of the performance.
Tags: Dane Cook (29), observational (343), Internet (95)
Posted: 11/11/09
Views: 19,511
Dane Cook - Flute Guy
A look at the musicality of the Civil War.
Tags: Dane Cook (29), music (401), wars (122)
Posted: 01/11/09
Views: 1,036,682
Dane Cook: Uncensored - Pregnant
You know what else is going around? Babies.
Tags: Dane Cook (29), babies (8)
Posted: 11/05/07
Views: 115,411
Dane Cook: Uncensored - 15 Cents
What the f*ck are you gonna do to help these f*ckin' kids?!
Tags: Dane Cook (29), gay/homosexual (307),
Posted: 11/05/07
Views: 128,505
Dane Cook - God Bless You
When the sneeze hit, I took the high road.
Tags: Dane Cook (29), religion (362),
Posted: 06/28/00
Views: 41,253
