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My whole approach to marriage
is simple: my wife will do something that drives me insane, I won't say anything, and then, later, I'll die of cancer.
Paul Provenza - Modern Love Making
These days, you have no idea who has what disease.
Tags: Paul Provenza (15), sex (1283), health (976)
Posted: 03/03/96
Views: 484
Kenny Rogerson - Surprise
You can spend half the day at the morgue.
Tags: Kenny Rogerson (4), health (976), marriage (581)
Posted: 05/30/94
Views: 705
Earthquake - Picking Up White Women
Black men need to work on their approach when it comes to white women.
Tags: Earthquake (9), Comedy Central Presents (1821), sex (1283)
Posted: 03/06/03
Views: 3,314
David Alan Grier - Compromise
Marriage is all about compromise.
Tags: David Alan Grier (43), men/women (1003), marriage (581)
Posted: 07/31/99
Views: 361
Pam Matteson - Hypochondriac
Narcolepsy is a comic's biggest fear.
Tags: Pam Matteson (4), men/women (1003), health (976)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 591
Sheryl Underwood - Playing Games
Sheryl plays some prostitution with her man.
Tags: Sheryl Underwood (7), Comedy Central Presents (1821), sex (1283)
Posted: 05/29/03
Views: 2,179
Dana Gould - L.A. Liberalism
People in L.A. are liberal, but only about certain things.
Tags: Dana Gould (16), kids (841), marriage (581)
Posted: 07/12/07
Views: 456
Paul Provenza - Safe Sex
They should give condoms away in cereal boxes.
Tags: Paul Provenza (15), sex (1283), health (976)
Posted: 10/08/96
Views: 254
Matt Iseman - Last Man Standing
Seeing all of your friends get married is like watching them die in battle.
Tags: Matt Iseman (2), men/women (1003), Premium Blend (750)
Posted: 02/03/05
Views: 716
John Heffron - Buying a Bus
Guy who bought a bus on eBay: you're John's new hero!
Tags: John Heffron (24), men/women (1003), money (865)
Posted: 07/15/09
Views: 10,646
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