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Dana Eagle: Jersey Latchkey Kid
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I'm a Jersey girl myself.
I grew up there as a latchkey kid. You guys know what that is? It's like a legal term for neglect.
Dana Eagle - Immature Adult
For just $30 a day, you too can sponsor an immature adult.
Tags: Dana Eagle (2), money (865), kids (841)
Posted: 01/24/00
Views: 594
D.C. Curry - Papa vs. Mama
D.C. Curry was barely able to survive his childhood.
Tags: Comedy Central Presents (1821), kids (841)
Posted: 08/24/00
Views: 2,153
D.C. Curry - Mama's Backhand
The backhand of D.C.'s mama can cure diseases.
Tags: Comedy Central Presents (1821), kids (841)
Posted: 08/24/00
Views: 2,678
Mark Craig Taylor - Raising a Kid
Raising a good kid should earn you a medal.
Tags: Mark Craig Taylor (3), sex (1283), kids (841)
Posted: 05/20/93
Views: 543
Chris Zito - Teenage Daughter
Chris didn't ask for his daughter to have the best rack in the 7th grade.
Tags: Chris Zito (2), sex (1283), kids (841)
Posted: 05/17/93
Views: 1,671
Carlos Oscar - What Happens in Vegas
Carlos' kids watch Scooby Doo in Spanish.
Tags: Carlos Oscar (2), kids (841), ethnic (814)
Posted: 01/19/06
Views: 635
Elvira Kurt - Childhood
From the moment you're born, someone's trying to kill your joy.
Tags: Elvira Kurt (7), Comedy Central Presents (1821), kids (841)
Posted: 05/28/99
Views: 1,520
Lynne Koplitz - Kids
If Lynne had babies, she would give them away as Christmas gifts.
Tags: Lynne Koplitz (12), Comedy Central Presents (1821), kids (841)
Posted: 04/28/05
Views: 4,222
Margaret Smith - Adopting
It's not child abuse if they're sleeping.
Tags: Margaret Smith (20), Comedy Central Presents (1821), kids (841)
Posted: 06/04/99
Views: 219
Margaret Smith - Expensive Sperm
Trying to conceive was much cheaper in college.
Tags: Margaret Smith (20), Comedy Central Presents (1821), sex (1283)
Posted: 06/04/99
Views: 995
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