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Dan Sally: What Committed Relationships Are About
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I've learned that being in a really committed relationship, it's about compromise, but it's also about knowing what you want and getting that out of it. Like, for instance, I've told her I can't go through with the wedding unless our song is 'The Monster Mash.' And that's gotten me out of a lot of planning I don't want to do.
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Posted: 08/24/06

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