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They don't even have armed
forces in Japan. Do you know this? They don't have an army. They don't have a navy. They don't have an air force. That's why, coincidentally, most monsters attack Japan first.
Richard Lewis - Horror Movies
Horror movies make Richard squeamish.
Tags: Richard Lewis (69), dating (656), movies (559)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 118
Wanda Sykes - Horror Movie Government
The U.S. government is very scary.
Tags: Wanda Sykes (43), Iraq (1073), imitations (772)
Posted: 01/09/03
Views: 1,248
Penelope Lombard - Godzilla
The movie wasn't that bad, but they made the monster too big.
Tags: Penelope Lombard (2), sex (1283), religion (776)
Posted: 01/17/00
Views: 155
Jim Breuer - Boogie Man
Driving alone at night, you're always thinking how you can fend off the Boogie Man.
Tags: Jim Breuer (26), men/women (1003), marriage (581)
Posted: 08/25/97
Views: 4,925
Andrew Kennedy - Food Monster
Andrew threatens his kids with the food monster.
Tags: Andrew Kennedy (11), Comedy Central Presents (1821), kids (841)
Posted: 01/18/07
Views: 2,255
Judah Friedlander - Horror
Judah writes horror books for children because you're never too young to go through life scared.
Tags: Judah Friedlander (5), sex (1283), kids (841)
Posted: 10/30/09
Views: 26,522
John Kassir - Television
John is a tube-aholic.
Tags: John Kassir (2), kids (841), imitations (772)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 169
Frank Caliendo - Robin Williams
They should remake "The Wizard of Oz" with Robin Williams.
Tags: Frank Caliendo (10), Comedy Central Presents (1821), imitations (772)
Posted: 02/05/04
Views: 7,466
Dan Rosen - Saddam Hussein's Threats
Saddam threatened to send terrorists into New York, which may actually make it safer.
Tags: Dan Rosen (6), New York City (602), movies (559)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 288
Dan Rosen - Ma Clinton
Bill Clinton is like your mom.
Tags: Dan Rosen (6), money (865), food (804)
Posted: 05/18/93
Views: 180
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