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Anytime there was a problem
in the world, we'd send troops. Now, anytime there's a problem in the world, we send food. Problem in Bosnia, we send them food. Problem in Somalia, we send them food. Clinton's like my mom.
Dan Rosen - Ma Clinton
Bill Clinton is like your mom.
Tags: Dan Rosen (6), money (865), food (804)
Posted: 05/18/93
Views: 180
Lewis Black - BJ's Count
If curling is an Olympic sport, oral sex should be too.
Tags: Comedy Central Presents (1821), sex (1283)
Posted: 12/21/98
Views: 891
A.J. Jamal - U.S. Aid
The only reason Bosnia didn't bomb us was because they were hungry.
Tags: A.J. Jamal (46), food (804), imitations (772)
Posted: 07/22/93
Views: 1,910
Pat Hazell - Grocery Store
No one ever messes with the grocery spacer.
Tags: Pat Hazell (3), food (804), Two Drink Minimum (293)
Posted: 05/30/94
Views: 797
Tom Papa - Fat Country
For Mexican kids, a happy meal is one that includes food.
Tags: Tom Papa (19), kids (841), food (804)
Posted: 09/04/98
Views: 3,374
Johnny Steele - Talking Politics During the Holidays
Don't egg on your Republican family members.
Tags: Johnny Steele (4), food (804), family (667)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 142
Kyle Cease - Delicious Taco Bell
Kyle loves Taco Bell.
Tags: Kyle Cease (15), Comedy Central Presents (1821), food (804)
Posted: 05/11/06
Views: 6,571
Rick Cleveland - Billy Bob Thornton's Barn
Rick jams out with Billy Bob Thornton and Roger and Bill Clinton.
Tags: Rick Cleveland (11), food (804), music (727)
Posted: 02/06/08
Views: 0
David Feldman - Money Problems
America shouldn't pay itself back.
Tags: David Feldman (14), money (865), food (804)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 151
Sandra Bernhard - Fighting
We're fighting and we all look alike.
Tags: Sandra Bernhard (36), ethnic (814), food (804)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 93
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