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Dan Naturman: Gift Certificates
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I've never understood the concept of the gift certificate because for the same $50 bucks, [my friend] could've gotten me $50 bucks.
Filed Under: money (431),  friends (177),  shopping (135)
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Posted: 04/14/05

Arj Barker - New Printer

Arj has no documents that need to be somewhere in a hurry.

Tags: Arj Barker (21), Comedy Central Presents (1821), money (852)

Posted: 03/30/06
Views: 2,336

Dan Naturman - Going to the Movies Alone

There's nothing worse than a chatterbox friend in a movie theater.

Tags: Dan Naturman (12), Comedy Central Presents (1821), sex (1269)

Posted: 04/14/05
Views: 1,204

Dan Naturman - Nice Car

A nice car is attractive to a lot of women. With a '96 Geo, you're not getting top-quality booty.

Tags: Dan Naturman (12), Comedy Central Presents (1821), men/women (987)

Posted: 04/14/05
Views: 1,556

Carrie Snow - Garage Sale

Carrie and her friends had a hyper garage sale.

Tags: Carrie Snow (2), The A-List (491), friends (307)

Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 254

Nick DiPaolo - Spending Money

Nick and his wife fight about money.

Tags: Nick DiPaolo (61), Comedy Central Presents (1821), money (852)

Posted: 01/18/07
Views: 2,093

Tom Ryan - Rotary Phones

Push-button phones are available at Wal-Mart.

Tags: Tom Ryan (2), money (852), Premium Blend (750)

Posted: 02/01/01
Views: 310

Roger Rittenhouse - Taxes

Roger needs a ski mask to pay his taxes.

Tags: Roger Rittenhouse (5), money (852), The A-List (491)

Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 208

Brett Butler - Department Store Saleswomen

An 18-year-old girl has no business trying to sell perfume to a 35-year-old woman.

Tags: Brett Butler (9), money (852), death (315)

Posted: 05/26/93
Views: 1,600

Retta - Credit Card Denied

There's nothing worse than losing the battle for the check and then getting your credit card denied.

Tags: Retta (12), money (852), Premium Blend (750)

Posted: 12/13/02
Views: 1,193

Avi Liberman - Creative Write-Offs

Avi Liberman has money problems.

Tags: Avi Liberman (1), money (852), Premium Blend (750)

Posted: 01/01/04
Views: 163

 
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