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Dan Naturman: Credentials Up Front
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When you're a doctor, you
can introduce yourself to people and say, 'Hi, I'm Doctor Whatever-Your-Name-Is.' In other words, you can tell everybody what your credentials are up front, and it's not considered bragging. But nobody else can do that -- I can't say, 'Hi, I'm Eight-and-a-Half-Inches Naturman.'
Dan Naturman - Computer Skills
In most jobs, you've got to be computer literate.
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Posted: 11/08/01
Views: 891
Dan Naturman - Job Interviews
The hardest part about the corporate world is the interview.
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Posted: 04/14/05
Views: 1,096
Dan Naturman - Gay Men Have More Sex
Dan Naturman's butt is exit-only.
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Posted: 04/14/05
Views: 3,884
Dan Naturman - Doctors
Doctors don't do anything except send you to other doctors and then send you bills.
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Posted: 04/14/05
Views: 1,730
Dan Naturman - High-Maintenance Girls
High-maintenance girls are worth it -- if you've got it.
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Posted: 04/14/05
Views: 1,805
Dan Naturman - Death Penalty
At least with the death penalty you get a last meal.
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Posted: 11/08/01
Views: 2,262
Dan Naturman - JetBlue Airlines
JetBlue is new enough that the terrorists probably haven't heard of it yet.
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Posted: 04/14/05
Views: 1,367
Dan Naturman - Nice Car
A nice car is attractive to a lot of women. With a '96 Geo, you're not getting top-quality booty.
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Posted: 04/14/05
Views: 1,615
Dan Naturman - Michael Jackson
If Michael Jackson is guilty, he's certainly not your average child molester.
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Posted: 04/14/05
Views: 945
Dan Naturman - Going to the Movies Alone
There's nothing worse than a chatterbox friend in a movie theater.
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Posted: 04/14/05
Views: 1,255
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