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Nothing says 'Friday night at home alone' like a calculator watch. 'How long has it been since I've gotten laid? Let me calculate.'
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Posted: 04/14/05

Dan Naturman - Going to the Movies Alone

There's nothing worse than a chatterbox friend in a movie theater.

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Posted: 04/14/05
Views: 1,206

Dan Naturman - Computer Skills

In most jobs, you've got to be computer literate.

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Posted: 11/08/01
Views: 841

Dan Naturman - Gay Men Have More Sex

Dan Naturman's butt is exit-only.

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Posted: 04/14/05
Views: 3,851

Dan Naturman - Death Penalty

At least with the death penalty you get a last meal.

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Posted: 11/08/01
Views: 2,212

Jeffrey Ross - George Washington Roast

Talk about a star-spangled boner.

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Posted: 03/24/98
Views: 1,901

Dan Naturman - Weird Families

When you're a little kid, you never realize you're family's weird because they're all you know.

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Posted: 04/14/05
Views: 279

Dan Naturman - Racist Dating

Racism is alive and well in America.

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Posted: 04/14/05
Views: 1,139

Corey Holcomb - Dating Game

Corey needs a place to lay up.

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Posted: 07/21/05
Views: 4,466

Judah Friedlander - Horror

Judah writes horror books for children, ages 1 through 3. Because you're never too young to go through life scared.

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Posted: 10/30/09
Views: 25,257

Mike Birbiglia - Porno for Parents

Mike Birbiglia's parents pay the price for not knowing their way around the Internet.

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Posted: 08/14/09
Views: 52,407

 
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