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Dan Mintz: Ordering for the Woman
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I took this girl to
dinner, and I heard that women like it when you order for them, so I was like, 'I'll have the special, and she's not getting anything tonight.'
Dan Mintz - Standing Ovation
A standing ovation is not the best way to honor someone in a wheelchair.
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Posted: 03/03/05
Views: 917
Sebastian - First Dinner Dates
On the first date, don't let on that the cost of the meal worries you.
Tags: men/women (919), dating (637)
Posted: 04/08/09
Views: 3,720
Tracy Morgan - True Love
Tracy's girl got away.
Tags: Tracy Morgan (16), sex (983), men/women (919)
Posted: 08/25/02
Views: 1,521
Tommy Davidson - Angry Women
Black women get angry rhythmically.
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Posted: 01/24/00
Views: 2,806
Robert Hawkins - Not Fair
Men always get stuck with condom detail.
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Posted: 07/03/03
Views: 325
Dwayne Perkins - 5-Star Meal
Dwayne tries to keep a first date as cheap as possible.
Tags: Dwayne Perkins (15), Comedy Central Presents (1803), men/women (919)
Posted: 04/08/04
Views: 1,754
Cory Kahaney - Marrying Rich
Bald can be beautiful if you want to marry a rich man.
Tags: Cory Kahaney (13), sex (983), men/women (919)
Posted: 01/31/00
Views: 833
Pat Hazell - Girl and Friend
It's very difficult for a guy to get the words "girl" and "friend" together.
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Posted: 05/30/94
Views: 326
Ron Richards - Grocery Shopping
24-hour grocery stores are like outpatient night.
Tags: Ron Richards (3), men/women (919), dating (637)
Posted: 05/30/94
Views: 872
Todd Lynn - Going Out to Dinner
When going out to dinner, men care about eating -- that's it.
Tags: Todd Lynn (9), Comedy Central Presents (1803), sex (983)
Posted: 05/12/05
Views: 2,964
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