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My parents are getting old
and sick. I think I might have to put them in a nursing home. I feel really bad, though, because I live with my parents and I don't want to live in a nursing home.
Dan Mintz - Standing Ovation
A standing ovation is not the best way to honor someone in a wheelchair.
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Posted: 03/03/05
Views: 2,233
Stephen Lynch - Grandfather
Grandfather -- die!
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Posted: 01/10/08
Views: 15,119
Robin Montague - The Health Care System
Health care in America is too expensive.
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Posted: 05/12/94
Views: 1,280
Joey Kola - Never Angry
Joey's son can't have a cookie for breakfast, but he can have waffles and whipped cream.
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Posted: 07/10/03
Views: 3,421
Larry the Cable Guy - Gang Members
Gang members today should do what they did in the '70s.
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Posted: 02/01/10
Views: 35,863
Nick Swardson - Old People
It's hard for Nick to compete with his grandma's problems.
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Posted: 01/07/01
Views: 40,768
Gary Gulman - Living at Home
Gary's mom saves his life with her mimed brake.
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Posted: 01/31/00
Views: 4,212
Jack Mayberry - Finances
Jack wants to go broke before his bank does.
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Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 501
Ted Blumberg - Anything Goes in New York City
New York City teaches you not to be the victim of fashion.
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Posted: 05/25/93
Views: 1,714
Paul F. Tompkins - Buying a House
Paul F. Tompkins should have been planning for this a while ago -- not just today.
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Posted: 06/08/10
Views: 22,752
