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Dan Levy: Combat Plan
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If I get shot, I'm in the corner of the desert, peeing in my mouth. That is right -- peeing in my mouth. 'Cause I don't care how evil the bad guy is, no one's gonna hurt a man peeing in his mouth.
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Posted: 12/08/05

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It's so humiliating to be attacked by a skunk.

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Posted: 06/23/05
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Couples should take baths together.

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Some days, it feels like you have a Harry Potter penis.

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Posted: 06/23/05
Views: 2,531