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Dan Devido: Fraternity Fish
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I was gonna join this
fraternity, but they make you do crazy stunts, so I had to swallow five live goldfish to join -- and I tried. I swallowed two, and I felt so guilty that I swallowed a pound of pebbles and a little filter and a little man in a scuba suit.
Dan Devido - Moving Day
You can tell if a mover is legit if he's got a picture of his butt crack on his ID card.
Tags: Dan Devido (2), sex (1202), men/women (1155)
Posted: 05/31/94
Views: 903
Retta - Annoying Friend
Retta's annoying friend calls her at nine a.m. to stress about white out and toner.
Tags: Retta (12), Comedy Central Presents (2172), food (719)
Posted: 02/12/04
Views: 4,098
Damon Wayans - White Folks' Dogs
Dogs are too picky about where they poop.
Tags: Damon Wayans (12), ethnic (870), Premium Blend (748)
Posted: 01/05/06
Views: 6,891
Anita Wise - Cleaning
Organic exterminators can give you a headache.
Tags: Anita Wise (3), health (657), animals (540)
Posted: 05/30/94
Views: 2,695
Jackie Flynn - Strange Meat
Microwave cheeseburgers have just enough meat to qualify.
Tags: Jackie Flynn (3), food (719), animals (540)
Posted: 05/24/93
Views: 1,070
Lewis Black - College Horse
Lewis knows how people get aneurysms.
Tags: Comedy Central Presents (2172), food (719)
Posted: 12/21/98
Views: 34,805
Dan Devido - New York City
Driving a car in Manhattan will change your life.
Tags: Dan Devido (2), sex (1202), food (719)
Posted: 05/31/94
Views: 831
Steve McGrew - Sex
It's gross to think of your parents having sex.
Tags: Steve McGrew (9), Comedy Central Presents (2172), sex (1202)
Posted: 09/24/04
Views: 12,934
Kurt Metzger - The 101 Craziest Objects
People put a lot of strange things up their asses.
Tags: Kurt Metzger (30), kids (831), health (657)
Posted: 05/17/07
Views: 33,999
