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Dan Cummins: Not Vegetarian
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I'm amazed how many people
will say they're a vegetarian and then add, 'Well, I eat a little chicken.' Well, then you're not a vegetarian. You're what's known as a liar.
Dan Cummins - Vegetarians
Dan is far from being a vegetarian.
Tags: Dan Cummins (14), food (719), marriage (547)
Posted: 08/03/06
Views: 10,936
Dan Cummins - Happy Veteran's Day
Dan Cummins is only telling jokes until his greeting card career really takes off.
Tags: Dan Cummins (14), kids (831), work/office (459)
Posted: 05/29/10
Views: 6,836
Dan Cummins - Miner
The miracle miner can now speak.
Tags: Dan Cummins (14), Live at Gotham (340), George W. Bush (98)
Posted: 04/13/06
Views: 7,177
PolitiBits - Dan Cummins
My slogan would be, "If we can't kill rednecks, let's make them want to leave."
Tags: Dan Cummins (14), gay/homosexual (344), blue collar (110)
Posted: 01/10/08
Views: 7,856
Dan Cummins
I wanna kick Tommy Johnagin in the taint.
Tags: Dan Cummins (14), Comedy Central Presents (2172), interviews (126)
Posted: 01/02/08
Views: 17,673
Dan Cummins - Interview
I wanted to close my show by murdering one audience member.
Tags: Dan Cummins (14), Comedy Central Presents (2172), interviews (126)
Posted: 01/04/08
Views: 27,271
Dan Cummins - Cockadoodle
Half-cocker spaniel, half-poodle, all bad idea.
Tags: Dan Cummins (14), Comedy Central Presents (2172), animals (540)
Posted: 01/04/08
Views: 99,745
Dan Cummins - Plan
Dan Cummins knows how to make America stronger.
Tags: Dan Cummins (14), violence (282), America (209)
Posted: 01/11/08
Views: 22,558
Louis Katz - Vegan Food
A vegan is a person who won't eat anything made by or with flavor.
Tags: Louis Katz (4), Comedy Central Presents (2172), food (719)
Posted: 03/07/11
Views: 5,248
Dan Cummins - Exclusive - Passive Aggressive
Dan Cummins loves his girlfriend, but would love her more if she paid the f**king gas bill on time.
Tags: Dan Cummins (14), dating (786), exclusives (335)
Posted: 05/25/10
Views: 36,770
