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One of the things I was worried about: moving in with my wife. I was worried that it wouldn't be as fun as living with my roommates because they used to play practical jokes on me. It was such a blast. But my wife is just as much fun. She has this great trick she plays on me: I come home, and she's in bed with this guy named Jeff. I assume he's an actor, just for the joke -- and it's great -- I come in, and she's like, 'Oh my God, you're home! What the hell are you doing here?' And then I leave. She's so funny. You guys don't think she's cheating on me do you?
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Posted: 01/18/01

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