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Dan Cronin Jokes
Dan Cronin: Male or Female Restroom
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Shouldn't they put the words 'men' and 'women' on the bathroom doors? Just 'men' and 'women.' Sometimes, they get creative: they do pictures and symbols, and you've got to guess which one you are. People hate that. They have a few beers, and then they get down there, they're just like, 'Oh God, am I a compass or a thimble? Am I a jar of moths or a horse with skis? I just have to pee.'
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Filed Under: men/women (1833),  alcohol (479),  poop & pee (228)
Posted: 01/18/01

Dan Cronin - Skorts

Skorts aren't clothes; they're an optical illusion.

Tags: Dan Cronin (2), men/women (1155), Premium Blend (748)

Posted: 01/18/01
Views: 617

Owen Benjamin - Public Restrooms for Guys

Men don't compliment each other in the bathroom.

Tags: Owen Benjamin (25), Comedy Central Presents (2172), men/women (1155)

Posted: 02/26/10
Views: 9,215

Tommy Davidson - Gym

Women can't fart in front of men.

Tags: Tommy Davidson (13), men/women (1155), Premium Blend (748)

Posted: 12/27/99
Views: 4,489

Ron Richards - Men's Room

The latches are always broken in the men's room.

Tags: Ron Richards (3), men/women (1155), Two Drink Minimum (290)

Posted: 05/30/94
Views: 1,735

Doug Benson - Pee or Spank

The words 'pee' and 'spank' shouldn't even be said on the same day.

Tags: Doug Benson (42), Comedy Central Presents (2172), kids (831)

Posted: 03/04/04
Views: 3,701

Bert Kreischer - Big Boy Urinal

Bert pulls a Lennie on a kid in the bathroom.

Tags: Bert Kreischer (7), kids (831), Premium Blend (748)

Posted: 02/01/01
Views: 4,362

Shane Mauss - Drunk vs. Wasted

Shane Mauss has a hard time telling the difference between when he's drunk and when he's wasted.

Tags: Shane Mauss (23), Comedy Central Presents (2172), health (657)

Posted: 03/12/10
Views: 5,008

Nate Bargatze - Marriage Is Like a Mosh Pit

Nate Bargatze has been married for four years now and it's getting pretty serious.

Tags: Nate Bargatze (9), Comedy Central Presents (2172), marriage (547)

Posted: 01/31/11
Views: 4,416

Corey Holcomb - Breaking Up

Breaking up makes Corey wet the bed.

Tags: Corey Holcomb (11), Comedy Central Presents (2172), men/women (1155)

Posted: 07/21/05
Views: 12,264