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Shouldn't they put the words
'men' and 'women' on the bathroom doors? Just 'men' and 'women.' Sometimes, they get creative: they do pictures and symbols, and you've got to guess which one you are. People hate that. They have a few beers, and then they get down there, they're just like, 'Oh God, am I a compass or a thimble? Am I a jar of moths or a horse with skis? I just have to pee.'
Dan Cronin - Skorts
Skorts aren't clothes; they're an optical illusion.
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Posted: 01/18/01
Views: 389
Christian Finnegan - Men's Room
Don't moan at the urinal.
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Posted: 03/10/05
Views: 4,089
Doug Benson - Pee or Spank
The words 'pee' and 'spank' shouldn't even be said on the same day.
Tags: Doug Benson (25), Comedy Central Presents (1803), kids (641)
Posted: 03/04/04
Views: 1,934
Bert Kreischer - Big Boy Urinal
Bert pulls a Lennie on a kid in the bathroom.
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Posted: 02/01/01
Views: 2,660
Ron Richards - Men's Room
The latches are always broken in the men's room.
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Posted: 05/30/94
Views: 1,224
Tommy Davidson - Gym
Women can't fart in front of men.
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Posted: 12/27/99
Views: 2,577
Dan Cronin - Practical Jokes
Dan Cronin used to play great practical jokes on his roommates.
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Posted: 01/18/01
Views: 773
Corey Holcomb - Breaking Up
Breaking up makes Corey wet the bed.
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Posted: 07/21/05
Views: 4,325
Jimmy Aleck - No Toilet Paper
You can't yell out to someone when you're in a strange bathroom with no toilet paper.
Tags: Jimmy Aleck (3), men/women (919), The A-List (486)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 798
Margaret Smith - Penis Dab
Women with penises would carry squares for dabbing.
Tags: Margaret Smith (20), men/women (919), The A-List (486)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 585
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