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Dan Allen: Vegan Ex-Girlfriend
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I actually dated this one
girl -- she was a vegan -- one time, we were simply ordering coffee at a diner, and she looked at me, right in the face, and she goes, 'Oh, I don't believe in sugar.' Bitch, it exists!
Dan Allen - Political Correctness
Dan Allen doesn't care for racism.
Tags: Dan Allen (1), ethnic (813), food (790)
Posted: 01/27/05
Views: 832
Tracy Morgan - True Love
Tracy's girl got away.
Tags: Tracy Morgan (18), sex (1269), men/women (987)
Posted: 08/25/02
Views: 1,137
Scott Thompson - The French
The moment the French get out of hand, you've got to smack them down.
Tags: food (790), dating (649)
Posted: 05/22/99
Views: 278
Sebastian Maniscalco - Sushi Dinner
Guys can't let on that the restaurant bill is a problem on a first date.
Tags: Sebastian Maniscalco (8), Comedy Central Presents (1821), money (852)
Posted: 01/17/08
Views: 3,742
Rena Zager - Quesadilla Fever
Rena Zager has had trouble with online dating.
Tags: Rena Zager (2), food (790), animals (783)
Posted: 01/19/06
Views: 544
Tommy Davidson - Angry Women
Black women get angry rhythmically.
Tags: Tommy Davidson (13), men/women (987), ethnic (813)
Posted: 01/24/00
Views: 2,401
Darryl Lenox - The Last Klondike Bar
Life changes fast when you eat the one thing your girlfriend planned her whole evening around.
Tags: Darryl Lenox (3), food (790), dating (649)
Posted: 08/10/06
Views: 438
Sebastian - First Dinner Dates
On the first date, don't let on that the cost of the meal worries you.
Tags: men/women (987), money (852)
Posted: 04/08/09
Views: 3,108
Jim Gaffigan - People Who Don't Drink
Whenever people find out you don't drink, they always ask why.
Tags: Jim Gaffigan (34), Comedy Central Presents (1821), food (790)
Posted: 07/11/00
Views: 20,984
David Alan Grier - Falling in Love
Where are you going, honey dear?
Tags: David Alan Grier (43), sex (1269), food (790)
Posted: 04/24/03
Views: 104
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