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Dan Ahdoot: Iranian-Jew
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I'm not only Iranian; I'm also Jewish: I'm an Iranian-Jew. I know what you're thinking. You're thinking, 'Wow, he's Iranian and Jewish. I don't know if I should hate him or hate him.'
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Posted: 01/05/06

Dan Ahdoot - Refugees

Why aren't there more Cubans on the U.S. swim team?

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Jesus' race is about the dumbest thing anybody could argue about.

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White men are eager to please.

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That's a sport you won't see black people participating in.

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Sandra does it up on Purim.

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