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We have all these Cuban
refugees who swam here from Cuba. But how many Cubans are there on the U.S. swim team? It would be so easy -- all you have to do is paint a picture of Florida on either side.
Dan Ahdoot - Refugees
Why aren't there more Cubans on the U.S. swim team?
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Posted: 01/05/06
Views: 4,263
Terry Hodges - Rural Rallies
The KKK should come march in Harlem.
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Posted: 09/17/93
Views: 873
Warren Thomas - Prison
Mike Tyson's like a buff Rain Man.
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Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 2,936
Steve Marmel - Hillary Clinton
Steve thinks Hillary Clinton is kind of hot.
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Posted: 05/15/00
Views: 3,124
Johnny Sanchez - All-American
Johnny Sanchez feels more all-American than he looks.
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Posted: 08/31/00
Views: 3,751
Darryl Lenox - Bills Don't Care
Bills don't care about race, religion or what happened in your past.
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Posted: 08/10/06
Views: 1,816
Scott Thompson - Passing
Canadians pass until they have to use "out," "about" or "sorry," then the jig is up.
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Posted: 05/22/99
Views: 1,041
Mark Curry - Black Firsts
There was no way the Wright Brothers were getting in that plane.
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Posted: 06/11/99
Views: 3,630
Bill Santiago - Spanglish
New York City is the capital of Spanglish.
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Posted: 05/04/06
Views: 10,292
John Roy - NBA
American white guys can't compete with Eastern Europeans at basketball.
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Posted: 12/15/05
Views: 2,933
