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You spend like a $100
grand in tuition, and you think you're done with them. Then for the rest of your life, they're calling up asking for money. No one else does that. If I see a movie, I don't get a call from the theater, like, 'We're buying a new projector, can you kick in a few bucks? We're calling all the "Spiderman II" alumni.'
Dan Naturman - Nice Car
A nice car is attractive to a lot of women. With a '96 Geo, you're not getting top-quality booty.
Tags: Dan Naturman (12), Comedy Central Presents (2026), men/women (1029)
Posted: 04/14/05
Views: 4,116
Kevin Bozeman - Student Loans
Kevin got ripped off in college.
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Posted: 01/25/01
Views: 1,266
Tom Parks - Education
Tom wasn't a very good student.
Tags: Tom Parks (3), money (521), The A-List (486)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 580
Tom Parks - Spanish
Tom took $10,000 worth of Spanish.
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Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 646
Joe DeRosa - Inventing a Major
Memo to college students: drop out, immediately.
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Posted: 02/11/09
Views: 1,869
Pete Correale - Fighting
Pete Correale won't fight for himself -- or for a woman.
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Posted: 06/05/98
Views: 5,163
Prescott Tolk - Sex Instructional Videotape
Prescott Tolk tries to better himself.
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Posted: 02/09/06
Views: 2,336
Dan Naturman - Computer Skills
In most jobs, you've got to be computer literate.
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Posted: 11/08/01
Views: 1,878
Dan Naturman - Weird Families
When you're a little kid, you never realize you're family's weird because they're all you know.
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Posted: 04/14/05
Views: 2,297
Melanie Reno - Welcome to the Real World
If your weekends start on Tuesday, you might be partying too much.
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Posted: 12/06/02
Views: 2,454
