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Dan Cummins Jokes
Dan Cummins: Greeting Card Writer
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I don't just write jokes. You know what I'm best at? Greeting cards. I'm a really good greeting card writer. And I'm going to prove it with a little sample of my work I'm going to share for you: 'As each day passes, you grow older, weaker. I've been working out. Revenge is near. Happy Father's Day'
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Half-cocker spaniel, half-poodle, all bad idea.

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