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Damon Williams: Your Woman on the Phone
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The phone rings; she answers. The party on the other end hangs up. What the first thing y'all say, ladies? 'That was your woman on the phone.' Happened to me one day. I'm leaving home. My girl said, 'Tell your bitch I said hello.' I said, 'Hello!'
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Posted: 10/25/93

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