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Damon Williams: Death by Mosquito
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A lot of things can
kill you now. Ain't this ridiculous? Mosquitoes can kill you now. Do you know how mad I would be if I died from a mosquito bite? I'm a black man, grew up on the south side of Chicago. I've avoided drug dealers, gang bangers, sickle cell, high blood pressure, the police -- and now a mosquito gonna take me out?
Bill Dwyer - Demon Dad Death Couch
Bill Dwyer's father died while taking a nap on the couch, and his family kept the couch.
Tags: Comedy Central Presents (1821), family (667)
Posted: 09/09/01
Views: 230
Victoria Jackson - Nice Ukulele
You can't find talent in a guitar store.
Tags: Victoria Jackson (8), Comedy Central Presents (1821), health (976)
Posted: 08/15/00
Views: 0
Brian Kiley - Being a Parent
You have to field tough questions as a parent.
Tags: Brian Kiley (9), Comedy Central Presents (1821), health (976)
Posted: 04/20/06
Views: 467
Gary Valentine - Asthma Camp
Playing hide-and-seek was tough when everyone could hear you wheezing.
Tags: Gary Valentine (13), Comedy Central Presents (1821), health (976)
Posted: 09/30/01
Views: 1,808
Ardal O'Hanlon - Exhausted
Sleeplessness is the root cause of all the problems in society.
Tags: Ardal O'Hanlon (9), Comedy Central Presents (1821), health (976)
Posted: 10/07/01
Views: 446
Carmen Lynch - Scoliosis
Carmen Lynch couldn't model because she had scoliosis.
Tags: Carmen Lynch (2), health (976), Premium Blend (750)
Posted: 12/09/04
Views: 436
Nathan Trenholm - Stunt Your Growth
Smoking and lifting weights will stunt your growth.
Tags: Nathan Trenholm (2), health (976), Premium Blend (750)
Posted: 01/13/05
Views: 167
Cathy Ladman - Mammograms
When I grow up I want to be a ballerina and have a mammogram.
Tags: Cathy Ladman (10), men/women (1003), health (976)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 1,125
Susan Norfleet - Makeup
Susan has dull skin.
Tags: Susan Norfleet (4), health (976), The A-List (491)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 183
Karen Anderson - Medical Attachments
Karen had glasses, braces, head gear and a back brace in high school.
Tags: Karen Anderson (2), health (976), growing up (453)
Posted: 05/26/93
Views: 527
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