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Damon Williams: Death by Mosquito
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Bill Dwyer's father died while taking a nap on the couch, and his family kept the couch.
You can't find talent in a guitar store.
You have to field tough questions as a parent.
Playing hide-and-seek was tough when everyone could hear you wheezing.
Kevin Hart doesn't know how to stop drowning.
Sleeplessness is the root cause of all the problems in society.
Carmen Lynch couldn't model because she had scoliosis.
Smoking and lifting weights will stunt your growth.
Susan has dull skin.
When I grow up I want to be a ballerina and have a mammogram.
