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Damon Williams: Death by Mosquito
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A lot of things can kill you now. Ain't this ridiculous? Mosquitoes can kill you now. Do you know how mad I would be if I died from a mosquito bite? I'm a black man, grew up on the south side of Chicago. I've avoided drug dealers, gang bangers, sickle cell, high blood pressure, the police -- and now a mosquito gonna take me out?
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Posted: 01/12/06

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Bill Dwyer's father died while taking a nap on the couch, and his family kept the couch.

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