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Damon Wayans: Suicide Bombers
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I just don't understand how they get the people to blow themselves up. That's a tough sell. They say, what -- 15 virgins, or something like that, when you get to heaven? That don't work here in America. Give me one good ho here on earth.
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Posted: 12/08/05

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