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Damon Wayans: Suicide Bombers
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I just don't understand how
they get the people to blow themselves up. That's a tough sell. They say, what -- 15 virgins, or something like that, when you get to heaven? That don't work here in America. Give me one good ho here on earth.
Robert Hawkins - In the Army
Apparently, an education is required to join the Air Force.
Tags: Robert Hawkins (10), Comedy Central Presents (1821), sex (1283)
Posted: 07/03/03
Views: 436
Patton Oswalt - War
We're at war, apparently.
Tags: Patton Oswalt (33), Comedy Central Presents (1821), wars (467)
Posted: 09/03/99
Views: 953
Eddie Sarfaty - Gay Marriage
Gay marriage is actually helpful for America.
Tags: Eddie Sarfaty (2), sex (1283), religion (776)
Posted: 01/15/04
Views: 521
Christopher Titus - Black People and White People
Christopher found out that white people are the reason blacks and whites don't get along.
Tags: Christopher Titus (22), ethnic (814), wars (467)
Posted: 03/17/07
Views: 4,070
Carlos Mencia - Middle Eastern Guy
America already has an atomic bomb and has used it -- twice.
Tags: Carlos Mencia (52), ethnic (814), wars (467)
Posted: 03/11/06
Views: 7,428
Lizz Winstead - Compassionate Conservatives
What does it means to be a compassionate conservative?
Tags: Lizz Winstead (14), Comedy Central Presents (1821), Iraq (1073)
Posted: 10/07/04
Views: 837
Jonathan Solomon - Our Leaders
If you like George H.W. Bush, it may be because you don't know a lot about politics.
Tags: Jonathan Solomon (6), economy (499), The A-List (491)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 263
John Henton - Suing the President
It seems like Bill Clinton is getting sued by women everywhere.
Tags: John Henton (3), sex (1283), men/women (1003)
Posted: 09/04/98
Views: 290
Damon Wayans - Special Species
Dudes don't comment on each other's balls.
Tags: Damon Wayans (16), sex (1283), men/women (1003)
Posted: 12/08/05
Views: 2,648
Michael Kosta - Dating Conclusions
Michael Kosta comments on his family and sex life.
Tags: Michael Kosta (2), sex (1283), men/women (1003)
Posted: 06/21/07
Views: 2,157
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