Damon Wayans: Hollywood Changes People | Damon Wayans | Jokes.com

Damon Wayans Jokes
Damon Wayans: Hollywood Changes People
Get another Damon Wayans Joke »
People change in Hollywood. My brothers, now -- they're all vegetarians... They say, 'Hey man, you shouldn't eat hot sauce. It's got sodium in it.' I'm like, 'When'd you start reading hot sauce?'
Filed Under: food (379),  family (349),  city (225)
Share This Joke: 
Add To: 
Posted: 11/10/05

Damon Wayans - Hollywood

Hollywood changes people.

Tags: Damon Wayans (16), food (804), Premium Blend (750)

Posted: 11/10/05
Views: 2,996

Damon Wayans - White Folks' Dogs

Dogs are too picky about where they poop.

Tags: Damon Wayans (16), ethnic (814), food (804)

Posted: 01/05/06
Views: 2,198

Richard Lewis - Great Nose

Richard Lewis can smell good food anywhere.

Tags: Richard Lewis (69), food (804), family (667)

Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 803

Mitch Hedberg - Baked Potatoes

Mitch Hedberg likes to eat.

Tags: Mitch Hedberg (19), Comedy Central Presents (1821), food (804)

Posted: 01/04/99
Views: 11,442

Richard Lewis - Living for Food

Richard Lewis' grandparents lived for food.

Tags: Richard Lewis (69), food (804), family (667)

Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 491

Bob Marley - Nachos

Eating nachos is competitive.

Tags: Bob Marley (14), Comedy Central Presents (1821), food (804)

Posted: 02/01/07
Views: 2,345

Damon Wayans - Back to the Projects

Damon Wayans doesn't go back to the 'hood.

Tags: Damon Wayans (16), Premium Blend (750), growing up (453)

Posted: 12/15/05
Views: 1,528

David Alan Grier - Falling in Love

Where are you going, honey dear?

Tags: David Alan Grier (43), sex (1283), food (804)

Posted: 04/24/03
Views: 104

David Alan Grier - Falling in Love

Where are you going, honey dear?

Tags: David Alan Grier (43), sex (1283), food (804)

Posted: 04/24/03
Views: 2,427

Anthony Clark - Troubled Areas

Aunt Peggy wishes her cellulite cream came in Twinkie form.

Tags: Anthony Clark (8), food (804), family (667)

Posted: 06/06/97
Views: 162

 
Stand-up comedian Dane Cook on Comedy Centrals Jokes.com
Looking for something else?