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Damon Wayans: Celebrity Recluse
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I realize what I need to do is start being more aggressive 'cause I don't want to be one of these celebrities that just becomes a recluse. That's when you start hanging out with monkeys and stuff.
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Posted: 12/01/05

Larry Amoros - Serial Killers

Cities have crazy people, but the Midwest has the serial killers.

Tags: Larry Amoros (6), movies (559), TV (543)

Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 476

Damon Wayans - Back to the Projects

Damon Wayans doesn't go back to the 'hood.

Tags: Damon Wayans (16), Premium Blend (750), growing up (453)

Posted: 12/15/05
Views: 1,528

Damon Wayans - Beautiful Women

New York has beautiful women.

Tags: Damon Wayans (16), sex (1283), Premium Blend (750)

Posted: 12/22/05
Views: 1,554

Damon Wayans - Bicycle Cop

Damon Wayans gets pulled over by a bicycle cop.

Tags: Damon Wayans (16), Premium Blend (750), New York City (602)

Posted: 01/12/06
Views: 1,974

Drew Hastings - Erectile Dysfunction

My penis was so shiny I could do my hair in it.

Tags: Drew Hastings (8), sex (1283), mental health (221)

Posted: 01/03/03
Views: 3,794

Otis Lee Crenshaw - Bag Lady

Bag ladies can be very sexy.

Tags: Otis Lee Crenshaw (6), Comedy Central Presents (1821), sex (1283)

Posted: 04/17/03
Views: 1,949

Maria Bamford - African Village Makeover

It's time to give small African villages a makeover.

Tags: Maria Bamford (22), Comedy Central Presents (1821), imitations (772)

Posted: 02/15/07
Views: 8,413

Damon Wayans - Being a Celebrity

It's fun being a celebrity.

Tags: Damon Wayans (16), imitations (772), Premium Blend (750)

Posted: 12/01/05
Views: 692

Damon Wayans - White Folks' Dogs

Dogs are too picky about where they poop.

Tags: Damon Wayans (16), ethnic (814), food (804)

Posted: 01/05/06
Views: 2,198

Damon Wayans - Celebrity Adoption

Celebrity adoption annoys Damon Wayans.

Tags: Damon Wayans (16), kids (841), ethnic (814)

Posted: 01/26/06
Views: 1,043

 
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