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It's a status symbol, you know? They want to have something nobody else got. It's like, 'Yeah, this is the 2005 Cambodian. They only made 7 million of these.'
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Posted: 01/26/06

Damon Wayans - Celebrity Adoption

Celebrity adoption annoys Damon Wayans.

Tags: Damon Wayans (16), kids (841), ethnic (814)

Posted: 01/26/06
Views: 1,043

Damon Wayans - White Folks' Dogs

Dogs are too picky about where they poop.

Tags: Damon Wayans (16), ethnic (814), food (804)

Posted: 01/05/06
Views: 2,198

Damon Wayans - Foreigners and the NYPD

Damon Wayans wonders how cops explain putting a plunger in a dude's behind.

Tags: Damon Wayans (16), ethnic (814), Premium Blend (750)

Posted: 11/17/05
Views: 812

Al Madrigal - World's Greatest Dad

Al Madrigal is not the world's greatest dad.

Tags: Al Madrigal (10), Comedy Central Presents (1821), kids (841)

Posted: 06/30/05
Views: 682

David Alan Grier - Dump in the Pool

A terrorist act used to be when a kid took a dump in the pool.

Tags: David Alan Grier (43), kids (841), ethnic (814)

Posted: 04/24/03
Views: 180

Torian Hughes - Cop Killer

People who are crazy enough to kill cops don't need a song to encourage them go do it.

Tags: Torian Hughes (3), money (865), kids (841)

Posted: 04/25/94
Views: 340

David Alan Grier - Dump in the Pool

A terrorist act used to be when a kid took a dump in the pool.

Tags: David Alan Grier (43), kids (841), ethnic (814)

Posted: 04/24/03
Views: 677

Cory Kahaney - Hip Hop

All white teenagers in New York City want to be Eminem.

Tags: Cory Kahaney (13), Comedy Central Presents (1821), men/women (1003)

Posted: 06/10/04
Views: 869

Damon Wayans - Romance Languages

French is a beautiful language.

Tags: Damon Wayans (16), sex (1283), ethnic (814)

Posted: 02/02/06
Views: 1,439

Damon Wayans - Special Species

Dudes don't comment on each other's balls.

Tags: Damon Wayans (16), sex (1283), men/women (1003)

Posted: 12/08/05
Views: 2,649

 
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