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D.L. Hughley: Father's Expectations
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The worst day at my job is better than the best day at most. But my father -- I remember, man, I called him at work and told him I had a TV show -- he quit his job that day. 'Daddy, I got a TV show.' 'Well, that's it for me, damn y'all.' I said, 'Who gonna pay your bills?' 'Uh, you.' It wouldn't be so bad, but he wants the same stuff I get. I get a new car, 'Uh, hey, son -- when am I gonna get a new car?' 'When you learn how to tell some g**damn jokes.'
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