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Some authors write in first person and others write in third person. But I'm writing my book in fifth person, so every sentence starts out with: 'I heard from this guy who told somebody....'
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See Demetri Martin Tell It » Demetri Martin - Fifth Person Demetri Martin writes the first book in the fifth person perspective.
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