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Cristela Alonzo: Strippers in Med School
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I meet a lot of
strippers, and they always say the same thing: 'I'm paying my way through medical school.' Now, if that's the truth, why is that you never meet a doctor that used to be a stripper? You'd think they'd be everywhere.
Cristela Alonzo - What Happened?
Cristela used to be little; now she is huge.
Tags: Cristela Alonzo (3), health (976), Live at Gotham (332)
Posted: 07/05/07
Views: 2,098
Cristela Alonzo - What Would Jesus Do?
God doesn't check IDs.
Tags: Cristela Alonzo (3), men/women (1003), health (976)
Posted: 07/05/07
Views: 1,858
Cristela Alonzo - Hot and Fun
Cristela Alonzo likes watching the late night phone sex commercials on television.
Tags: Cristela Alonzo (3), sex (1283), men/women (1003)
Posted: 07/05/07
Views: 1,696
Judy Toll - Neuroses
Judy recently forgave herself for causing a major car accident.
Tags: Judy Toll (2), men/women (1003), health (976)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 424
Eddy Ifft - Periods
Living with your sister will get you a PhD in the period.
Tags: men/women (1003), health (976)
Posted: 01/14/01
Views: 1,195
D.L. Hughley - University Study
Fellatio may significantly decrease the rate of breast cancer in women.
Tags: sex (1283), men/women (1003)
Posted: 05/14/05
Views: 2,403
Tony Woods - Bad Breath
Tony can't handle people with bad breath.
Tags: Tony Woods (6), Comedy Central Presents (1821), men/women (1003)
Posted: 08/19/01
Views: 1,324
Carlos Mencia - Female Orgasms
Women can reach orgasm quickly if they want.
Tags: Carlos Mencia (52), Comedy Central Presents (1821), sex (1283)
Posted: 06/23/02
Views: 7,024
Mitch Fatel - Dr. Fatel
If he wasn't a comedian, Mitch Fatel would be a doctor.
Tags: Mitch Fatel (13), Comedy Central Presents (1821), sex (1283)
Posted: 04/05/07
Views: 9,829
Marta Ravin - Office Ass
Marta's got a pretty advanced stage of "office ass."
Tags: Marta Ravin (1), sex (1283), men/women (1003)
Posted: 01/11/01
Views: 837
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