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Craig Shoemaker Jokes
Craig Shoemaker: On Drinking
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Filed Under: health (812),  alcohol (479),  Craig Shoemaker (9)
Posted: 06/16/05

Orny Adams - Wine Country

Orny Adams is thinking about getting a girl pregnant so that he can have a designated driver.

Tags: Orny Adams (1), kids (831), health (657)

Posted: 10/26/10
Views: 29,603

Mike DeStefano - Put That on a Letterhead

Mike DeStefano's job is to curse at people who don't have a funny friend to hang out with.

Tags: Mike Destefano (14), food (719), health (657)

Posted: 10/04/10
Views: 40,658

Robert Kelly - Fat Worry

Skinny people never have to worry that their underwear elastic will flop over and steam shut.

Tags: Robert Kelly (15), food (719), health (657)

Posted: 10/04/10
Views: 10,132

Exclusive - Brendon Walsh - Too Much P***y

Brendon Walsh explains the nuisances of being on the road.

Tags: Brendon Walsh (12), sex (1202), health (657)

Posted: 04/18/12
Views: 268

Chelsea Handler - Drinking Too Much

Chelsea Handler knows why she's still single.

Tags: Chelsea Handler (13), dating (786), Premium Blend (748)

Posted: 03/31/05
Views: 20,732

Johnny Dark - Leprosy

Johnny Dark isn't feeling well, but he's a professional.

Tags: Johnny Dark (3), health (657), alcohol (516)

Posted: 05/30/94
Views: 479

Chris Hardwick - Tweet-Off

Doug Benson sits like a gentleman in strip clubs.

Tags: Doug Benson (42), health (657), alcohol (516)

Posted: 11/06/10
Views: 6,424

Natasha Leggero - Toilet Babies

Some people just aren't fit for having babies.

Tags: Natasha Leggero (21), Comedy Central Presents (2172), sex (1202)

Posted: 03/26/11
Views: 7,695

Mitch Hedberg - Flossing

It's as hard to quit smoking as it is to start flossing.

Tags: Mitch Hedberg (19), Comedy Central Presents (2172), food (719)

Posted: 01/04/99
Views: 42,111

Doug Stanhope - Vices

Doug Stanhope thinks taking part in vices is punishment enough.

Tags: Doug Stanhope (12), Comedy Central Presents (2172), health (657)

Posted: 09/23/01
Views: 3,515