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Posted: 06/16/05

Chelsea Handler - Drinking Too Much

Chelsea Handler knows why she's still single.

Tags: Chelsea Handler (14), health (956), Premium Blend (750)

Posted: 03/31/05
Views: 5,692

Johnny Dark - Leprosy

Johnny Dark isn't feeling well, but he's a professional.

Tags: Johnny Dark (3), health (956), alcohol (489)

Posted: 05/30/94
Views: 185

Rondell Sheridan - Intoxication

Alcohol is the number one reason why people go home with ugly people.

Tags: Rondell Sheridan (8), health (956), dating (649)

Posted: 07/17/02
Views: 610

Allan Wells - Getting a Physical

Physicals are awkward, even before the doctor makes you call him Dr. Pilgrim.

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Posted: 01/07/01
Views: 309

Megan Mooney - Drinking for Two

Megan pretends to be pregnant while drinking at a bar.

Tags: Megan Mooney (13), health (956), kids (828)

Posted: 01/22/04
Views: 2,261

Chelsea Handler - Happy Couples

Chelsea's roommate's boyfriend talks about his feelings all the time.

Tags: Chelsea Handler (14), men/women (987), health (956)

Posted: 03/31/05
Views: 4,239

Kevin Shea - Gingivitis

Kevin Shea is scared of what doctors will tell him.

Tags: Kevin Shea (2), sex (1269), health (956)

Posted: 12/08/05
Views: 326

Steve Shaffer - New Year's Eve

It's hard to find your pockets when you're drunk.

Tags: Steve Shaffer (4), health (956), imitations (770)

Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 320

Jake Johannsen - Blood

Two drinks are not really that much.

Tags: Jake Johannsen (38), health (956), money (852)

Posted: 05/25/93
Views: 330

Shane Mauss - Roofing While Drunk

Did you know you can get paid just to get drunk?

Tags: Shane Mauss (11), health (956), alcohol (489)

Posted: 02/11/09
Views: 344

 
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