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Posted: 06/16/05

Johnny Dark - Leprosy

Johnny Dark isn't feeling well, but he's a professional.

Tags: Johnny Dark (3), health (976), alcohol (496)

Posted: 05/30/94
Views: 194

Chelsea Handler - Drinking Too Much

Chelsea Handler knows why she's still single.

Tags: Chelsea Handler (14), health (976), Premium Blend (750)

Posted: 03/31/05
Views: 5,779

Jake Johannsen - Blood

Two drinks are not really that much.

Tags: Jake Johannsen (38), health (976), money (865)

Posted: 05/25/93
Views: 470

Allan Wells - Getting a Physical

Physicals are awkward, even before the doctor makes you call him Dr. Pilgrim.

Tags: Allan Wells (1), health (976), Premium Blend (750)

Posted: 01/07/01
Views: 320

Megan Mooney - Drinking for Two

Megan pretends to be pregnant while drinking at a bar.

Tags: Megan Mooney (13), health (976), kids (841)

Posted: 01/22/04
Views: 2,315

Chelsea Handler - Happy Couples

Chelsea's roommate's boyfriend talks about his feelings all the time.

Tags: Chelsea Handler (14), men/women (1003), health (976)

Posted: 03/31/05
Views: 4,329

Kevin Shea - Gingivitis

Kevin Shea is scared of what doctors will tell him.

Tags: Kevin Shea (2), sex (1283), health (976)

Posted: 12/08/05
Views: 337

Steve Shaffer - New Year's Eve

It's hard to find your pockets when you're drunk.

Tags: Steve Shaffer (4), health (976), imitations (772)

Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 331

Mitch Hedberg - Flossing

It's as hard to quit smoking as it is to start flossing.

Tags: Mitch Hedberg (19), Comedy Central Presents (1821), health (976)

Posted: 01/04/99
Views: 11,560

Doug Stanhope - Vices

Doug Stanhope thinks taking part in vices is punishment enough.

Tags: Doug Stanhope (12), Comedy Central Presents (1821), health (976)

Posted: 09/23/01
Views: 1,123

 
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