Johnny Dark isn't feeling well, but he's a professional.
Chelsea Handler knows why she's still single.
Two drinks are not really that much.
Physicals are awkward, even before the doctor makes you call him Dr. Pilgrim.
Megan pretends to be pregnant while drinking at a bar.
Chelsea's roommate's boyfriend talks about his feelings all the time.
Kevin Shea is scared of what doctors will tell him.
It's hard to find your pockets when you're drunk.
It's as hard to quit smoking as it is to start flossing.
Doug Stanhope thinks taking part in vices is punishment enough.
