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Craig Shoemaker: Never Pulled Over in a Minivan
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a minivan. I'm telling you, you never get pulled over in a minivan. You could have a hooker strapped to your hood, doing Mach 5 -- the cops'll go, 'Eh, let him go. He's suffered enough, for God sakes.'
Doug Benson - Fanatics
Hell is on Doug's way, if you need a lift.
Tags: Doug Benson (29), religion (776), imitations (772)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 1,234
Robert Schimmel - Punch a Shark
It might be kind of awkward if the shark wasn't even going to attack you.
Tags: Robert Schimmel (5), animals (791), The A-List (491)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 1,745
Scott Kennedy - A Good Cop
Without the drinking, Scott thinks he'd make a good cop on patrol.
Tags: Scott Kennedy (11), Comedy Central Presents (1821), family (667)
Posted: 06/10/04
Views: 1,130
A.J. Jamal - Driving in L.A.
The diamond lane requires you to have a friend.
Tags: A.J. Jamal (46), money (865), crime (415)
Posted: 05/01/94
Views: 1,709
Ellen DeGeneres - Pull Over
Men and women both try to flirt their way out of tickets.
Tags: Ellen DeGeneres (10), men/women (1003), animals (791)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 3,022
Tom Cotter - Drinking and Driving
Friends don't let friends drink and drive, but Tom doesn't have any friends.
Tags: Tom Cotter (14), animals (791), Premium Blend (750)
Posted: 01/17/00
Views: 2,042
Keith Robinson - Bad Cop
Sometimes, cops pull you over before they even know the charge.
Tags: Keith Robinson (15), Comedy Central Presents (1821), sex (1283)
Posted: 06/02/05
Views: 858
Harland Williams - Getting Pulled Over
Cops always call you "son" when they pull you over.
Tags: Harland Williams (35), Comedy Central Presents (1821), media (651)
Posted: 06/23/05
Views: 1,437
John Henton - Tiger Woods
Everybody knows that, in this country, if you look black, you are black.
Tags: John Henton (3), ethnic (814), imitations (772)
Posted: 09/04/98
Views: 897
Jeff Garcia - Cops
If Jeff gets one more DUI, he has to teach the class.
Tags: Jeff Garcia (9), Comedy Central Presents (1821), men/women (1003)
Posted: 05/04/06
Views: 8,934
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