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Craig Shoemaker: Mother's Driving Instruction
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My mother gave me my driving instructions. I'm not such a great driver, but I can change all my clothes at a stop light.
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Posted: 06/16/05

Craig Shoemaker - No Dad

Craig's mother taught him everything he knows.

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Posted: 06/16/05
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Feng shui is costing Craig his crap.

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Richard Jeni offers the key to a good relationship.

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You can't drive off a flat tire.

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Bill Keller - Aging

As long as you don't look at yourself naked you can feel good about yourself.

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Talking to a man about a relationship is like catching a deer in headlights.

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Posted: 02/24/92
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Big tires are a guy thing.

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Posted: 02/24/92
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Ejaculating one minute into the sex act isn't funny.

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Posted: 05/26/93
Views: 569

 
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