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Craig Shoemaker: Feng Shui
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Ever hear about this feng shui? It's an ancient Chinese word which means 'Put your husband's crap in the garage.'
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Posted: 06/16/05

Craig Shoemaker - Honesty

Women overrate honesty.

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Posted: 06/16/05
Views: 1,029

Scott Bloom - Psychic Reading

Scott Bloom guesses that Leslie's great-great-grandfather is no longer with us.

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Posted: 12/20/99
Views: 336

Craig Shoemaker - Feng Shui

Feng shui is costing Craig his crap.

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Posted: 06/16/05
Views: 1,415

Jimmy Carr - Women Who Love Too Much

If you're going bald, stop swallowing.

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Posted: 01/13/05
Views: 2,583

Laura Kightlinger - Love and Sex

Laura has an excuse to avoid anal sex.

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Posted: 05/27/97
Views: 813

Geoff Bolt - Acupuncture

The ear lobe is the nerve center of the body.

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Posted: 05/23/94
Views: 816

Tommy Davidson - Psychic Hotline

If they're psychic, you shouldn't have to call them.

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Posted: 12/20/99
Views: 4,070

James Patterson - Astrological Stereotypes

Astrology is just a new age form of bigotry.

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Posted: 12/11/03
Views: 631

Russell Brand: DVD Exclusive - Reciprocal Altruism

Whenever Russell Brand is nervous about an upcoming show, he gives a homeless person some money.

Tags: Russell Brand (16), money (865), homeless (81)

Posted: 03/08/09
Views: 7,212

Craig Shoemaker - Family Dog

Craig's wife has a different reaction to his dog's balls.

Tags: Craig Shoemaker (7), Comedy Central Presents (1821), men/women (1003)

Posted: 06/16/05
Views: 1,348

 
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