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Craig Anton Jokes
Craig Anton: Time Out
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What the hell is a 'time out'? When I was growing up, we had black outs.
Filed Under: kids (709),  parenting (384),  growing up (287)
Posted: 12/19/97

D.C. Curry - Papa vs. Mama

D.C. Curry was barely able to survive his childhood.

Tags: Comedy Central Presents (2172), kids (831)

Posted: 08/24/00
Views: 9,784

D.C. Curry - Mama's Backhand

The backhand of D.C.'s mama can cure diseases.

Tags: Comedy Central Presents (2172), kids (831)

Posted: 08/24/00
Views: 11,295

Carlos Oscar - What Happens in Vegas

Carlos' kids watch Scooby Doo in Spanish.

Tags: Carlos Oscar (3), ethnic (870), kids (831)

Posted: 01/19/06
Views: 1,971

Mark Craig Taylor - Raising a Kid

Raising a good kid should earn you a medal.

Tags: Mark Craig Taylor (3), sex (1202), kids (831)

Posted: 05/20/93
Views: 1,645

Chris Zito - Teenage Daughter

Chris didn't ask for his daughter to have the best rack in the 7th grade.

Tags: Chris Zito (2), sex (1202), kids (831)

Posted: 05/17/93
Views: 4,215

Kevin Hart - Almost Lost You Today

Kevin Hart doesn't know how to stop drowning.

Tags: Kevin Hart (35), kids (831), parents (591)

Posted: 08/17/11
Views: 104,281

Margaret Smith - Expensive Sperm

Trying to conceive was much cheaper in college.

Tags: Margaret Smith (20), Comedy Central Presents (2172), sex (1202)

Posted: 06/04/99
Views: 3,665

D.C. Curry - Child Pressure

You don't owe your kids a damn thing.

Tags: Comedy Central Presents (2172), kids (831)

Posted: 08/24/00
Views: 10,836

Margaret Smith - Adopting

It's not child abuse if they're sleeping.

Tags: Margaret Smith (20), Comedy Central Presents (2172), kids (831)

Posted: 06/04/99
Views: 1,916

Jack Coen - Raising Kids

Jack thought he'd never grow up, but now he's in charge.

Tags: Jack Coen (16), Comedy Central Presents (2172), imitations (847)

Posted: 09/03/99
Views: 3,378