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Craig Anton: Time Out
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What the hell is a 'time out'? When I was growing up, we had black outs.
Filed Under: kids (630),  parenting (335),  growing up (259)
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Posted: 12/19/97

Mark Craig Taylor - Raising a Kid

Raising a good kid should earn you a medal.

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Posted: 05/20/93
Views: 543

Carlos Oscar - What Happens in Vegas

Carlos' kids watch Scooby Doo in Spanish.

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Posted: 01/19/06
Views: 636

D.C. Curry - Papa vs. Mama

D.C. Curry was barely able to survive his childhood.

Tags: Comedy Central Presents (1821), kids (841)

Posted: 08/24/00
Views: 2,159

D.C. Curry - Mama's Backhand

The backhand of D.C.'s mama can cure diseases.

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Posted: 08/24/00
Views: 2,686

Chris Zito - Teenage Daughter

Chris didn't ask for his daughter to have the best rack in the 7th grade.

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Posted: 05/17/93
Views: 1,674

Christian Finnegan - Naming Your Kids

Be careful how you name your kids.

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Posted: 05/08/09
Views: 6,129

Lance Crouther - Larry

Lance tried talking back to his mother once.

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Posted: 10/25/93
Views: 340

A.J. Jamal - Growing Up Poor

You ever have a food stamp bounce?

Tags: A.J. Jamal (46), money (865), kids (841)

Posted: 07/28/93
Views: 1,693

Lewis Dix - Parenting

Lewis bathes his baby son in the toilet.

Tags: Lewis Dix (6), money (865), kids (841)

Posted: 10/25/93
Views: 558

A.J. Jamal - School

Kids show up to school today packing.

Tags: A.J. Jamal (46), kids (841), imitations (772)

Posted: 05/01/94
Views: 172

 
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