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I want to take one of those English as a Second Language courses -- just go in and blow everybody away on the first day.
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Posted: 12/19/97

Greg Giraldo - Dumb Country

America is getting dumber all the time, especially compared to Europe.

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Posted: 08/08/00
Views: 2,951

Paul Provenza - Stupid People

Everything in our society goes to the lowest common denominator.

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Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 394

Harland Williams - Finding Germany on a Map

It shouldn't be a problem that most Americans can't find Germany on the map.

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Posted: 02/21/00
Views: 1,234

David Feldman - Treat our Teachers Better

We have to treat our teachers better.

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Posted: 06/19/03
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Craig Anton - Los Angeles

Craig Anton was on the same flight as Eric Estrada.

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Posted: 12/19/97
Views: 701

Craig Anton - Kids

Craig's twins are freaks.

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Posted: 12/19/97
Views: 903

Craig Anton - Bob's Community College

The total enrollment at Bob's Community College was two.

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Posted: 05/19/93
Views: 283

Rusty Ward - Food Obsession

Vegetarians don't enjoy their food as much as meat eaters.

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Posted: 01/22/04
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Gerry Dee - Recess

My life was recess in 6th grade.

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Posted: 06/08/08
Views: 17,903

Craig Anton - Marriage

Craig does not want to get married.

Tags: Craig Anton (4), food (804), family (667)

Posted: 05/19/93
Views: 384

 
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