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Craig Anton: Missing New York
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I saw a license plate
yesterday that said 'I Miss New York,' so I smashed their window and stole their radio.
Brad Mastrangelo - State Trooper
State troopers take an hour and a half to write a ticket.
Tags: Brad Mastrangelo (1), driving (270), crime (256)
Posted: 05/18/04
Views: 1,522
Vince Morris - Getting Pulled Over
Vince's friend Steve isn't even named Steve.
Tags: Vince Morris (10), friends (281), driving (270)
Posted: 12/15/04
Views: 2,306
Doug Benson - Driving Alone
Doug can't stand personalized license plates.
Tags: Doug Benson (25), Comedy Central Presents (1803), driving (270)
Posted: 03/04/04
Views: 5,034
Juston McKinney - Parking Ticket
Meter maids are like ninjas.
Tags: Juston McKinney (5), New York City (303), driving (270)
Posted: 05/25/04
Views: 3,400
Juston McKinney - NYC Parking Tickets
The New York City meter maids are like ninjas.
Tags: Juston McKinney (5), Premium Blend (749), money (470)
Posted: 12/13/99
Views: 2,399
Judy Toll - Neuroses
Judy recently forgave herself for causing a major car accident.
Tags: Judy Toll (2), men/women (919), dating (637)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 541
Arj Barker - Paranoid
Arj got too stoned and paranoid to see "Cop Land."
Tags: Arj Barker (28), Premium Blend (749), kids (641)
Posted: 12/12/97
Views: 2,972
Scott Kennedy - A Good Cop
Without the drinking, Scott thinks he'd make a good cop on patrol.
Tags: Scott Kennedy (11), Comedy Central Presents (1803), family (581)
Posted: 06/10/04
Views: 1,227
Jeremy Hotz - The Chevette
Filling your Chevette with diesel fuel alongside a bunch of truckers is really embarrassing.
Tags: Jeremy Hotz (10), Comedy Central Presents (1803), TV (384)
Posted: 06/20/00
Views: 13,201
Carol Leifer - Gifts From Unknown Persons
Security guards at the airport are all over you.
Tags: Carol Leifer (12), Comedy Central Presents (1803), driving (270)
Posted: 03/20/03
Views: 429
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