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Cory Miller: Legalize It
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They should legalize marijuana. They should legalize it, because if they do, of course, like cigarettes and everything else, it would have to be federally regulated, which means it would have to be inspected -- which means everybody would want to go down and get a job at the plant.
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Posted: 12/19/97

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