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"To save lives." The professor responded quickly and continued the lecture.
A few minutes later, the same student spoke up again. "So how does physics save lives?" he persisted.
"It usually keeps the idiots like you out of medical school," replied the professor.
Todd Glass - Bouncing College Kids
Todd demonstrates how bar bouncers could handle college kids better.
Tags: alcohol (496), college (164)
Tommy Johnagin - Finishing College
People who think it's hard to finish college in three years assume that you finished with a degree.
Tags: Tommy Johnagin (10), Live at Gotham (332), school (258)
Posted: 08/10/06
Views: 2,961
Jimmy Dore - Graduating Early
Who is advising kids to graduate faster than they need to?
Tags: Jimmy Dore (17), Comedy Central Presents (1821), work/office (398)
Posted: 04/08/04
Views: 3,378
David Alan Grier - College
Enjoy the good times, kids.
Tags: David Alan Grier (43), Premium Blend (750), college (164)
Posted: 11/29/01
Views: 539
Starting Out - Daniel Tosh
Daniel always assumed he deserved more than he did.
Tags: Daniel Tosh (53), Live at Gotham (332), college (164)
Posted: 07/25/08
Views: 12,809
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