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Violence begins at home, starts
at home. Your father gets yelled at at work. He's mad at his boss. So, he comes home and yells at your mother. She's mad at him, so she smacks you. You're mad at her, so you kick the family dog. The family dog is mad at you, so he goes out and bites the mailman. The mailman's mad at the dog. He goes back to the post office and slaughters 14 of his co-workers.
Colin Quinn - Funny
You don't have to curse to be funny in comedy.
Tags: Colin Quinn (7), kids (641), family (581)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 941
Anthony Griffith - Vietnam
Those kung-fu moves you see in movies do actually work.
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Posted: 12/04/03
Views: 1,370
Tracy Morgan - Pops
Tracy's dad always had just enough strength to whoop his ass.
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Posted: 08/25/02
Views: 1,450
Larry the Cable Guy - Gang Members
Gang members today should do what they did in the '70s.
Tags: Larry the Cable Guy (32), family (581), money (470)
Posted: 02/01/10
Views: 5,661
Danny Cohen - Angry Mother
Nobody else in Danny's household uses Ben-Gay.
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Posted: 01/16/03
Views: 323
Michelle Biloon - My Lesbian Sister
Michelle Biloon is a sexual orientation Svengali.
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Posted: 01/20/05
Views: 730
D.C. Curry - Papa vs. Mama
D.C. Curry was barely able to survive his childhood.
Tags: Comedy Central Presents (1803), kids (641)
Posted: 08/24/00
Views: 2,603
Stand-Up: Pete Lee - Passive-Aggressive Mascot
Pete is a mascot.
Tags: Pete Lee (7), Comedy Central Presents (1803), family (581)
Posted: 02/13/09
Views: 3,291
Norm MacDonald - Bob the Devil
A guy killed his whole family because the devil told him to.
Tags: Norm MacDonald (12), family (581), The A-List (486)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 854
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