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Violence begins at home, starts at home. Your father gets yelled at at work. He's mad at his boss. So, he comes home and yells at your mother. She's mad at him, so she smacks you. You're mad at her, so you kick the family dog. The family dog is mad at you, so he goes out and bites the mailman. The mailman's mad at the dog. He goes back to the post office and slaughters 14 of his co-workers.
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