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A lot of people say, 'Hey, you should quit smoking 'cause it not only affects you, but it affects the people around you.' You should see the people around me, folks. I don't think you'd be that interested whether they lived or not.
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Posted: 02/24/92

Colin Quinn - Quit Smoking

Colin quit smoking 18 days ago.

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Prank phone calls can keep you young.

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Liz can't even get the chips right.

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Carol can keep a secret.

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Pajamas don't make any sense at all.

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