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You can always tell who was raised in New York by how they take a compliment when they're an adult. 'Nice haircut.' 'Screw you. What's wrong with it?'
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Posted: 09/25/03

Colin Quinn - Raised in New York

You can always tell who was raised in New York by how they take a compliment.

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