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You go to safari, you're going to find out the lion is a joke... They're big over here; in Africa, the other animals laugh at them. They're like idiots with mullets.
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Posted: 05/25/04

Colin Quinn - Safari

Lions are a joke in Africa.

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Posted: 05/25/04
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